Venue change and race schedule

Well, here is the latest...


A call from the promoter at 11:00pm the night before the event to announce the bike porn film festival is on at a new venue. Gotta love it when you're living on the edge..


The film will now be shown at


108 Montana Ave, Asheville 28806. The film starts at 9:30. I have been asked to mention to please ride a bike, parking is limited..

There still does not seem to be enough interest in the alleycat race to involve more volunteers than participants so I am going to hit the woods. I'll be at the clearing on top of Heartbreak Ridge at 2:00 tomorrow (Saturday 3/27) for the most impromptu Heartbreaker Race this area has ever witnessed or not.


Sorry for the late notice, it's been a weird couple of hours...

Justin and crew.

Get Sexy on Saturday

We'll be riding bikes around town on Saturday, come join us. I am helping with the alleycat race. Whatever happens after that is anybody's guess. The race will hit some hotspots in the Westside and Downtown area. Of course there will be beer and some good party people.

Bluelight Special Alleycat Race: Start 5:30 West Asheville Kmart on Patton Ave

Bike Porn Film Festival: Doors Open 9:00 / Show at 10 594 Emma Road.

See you there.

Jut Rut

No Heartbreaker got you down.. Well it's time to get up..

More snow fell yesterday in Asheville. We picked up several inches in town which probably means there is a new foot or two in the higher elevations. The decision to postpone the Heartbreaker Super, Super D once again has me looking for the next thing to get excited about and maybe you're thinking the same thing.

Well, look no further, the Bike Porn Film Festival is coming to Asheville and the Brew Crew are all about it. There is even going to be an Alleycat Race to kick things off.

We have all heard the stories about what negative effects cycling can have on your bedroom workouts. So we need to counteract those possible let downs with something to get you going.

After giving bikes and porn some thought I have come to the realization that riding bikes is a lot like S&M. Race promoters, jump builders and even your best friend often find great pleasure in making you suffer on a bicycle, damn Sadist. As bike addicts, we sign up for events like Double Dare, we feel compelled to chase down our friends when we feel like we are going to die, or push our limits on a new gap jump knowing we might end up in the Hospital. We know it’s going to hurt but we do it for pleasure that comes once the pain is gone, how masochist is that..

Well don’t expect too much pain from this alleycat (it’s all about pleasure really) but we are going to get crazy sexy for this one. Spring will hopefully be here soon and with it comes a deep instinctual desire to get down so here’s your chance to let it all hang out if you want.

The Bluelight Alleycat / poker run will kick off the Bike Porn Film Festival. The ride / race will start and end at the Kmart parking lot in West Asheville (the Bike Porn Film Fest takes place a block up the street at 9:00). The course will require you hit five checkpoints around West Asheville and Downtown, each checkpoint will provide some naughty good times. Various prizes will be awarded for fastest time, best dressed (male and female) and best poker hand for those that hit all five stops.

Bring five bucks, a bike, a helmet and an open mind. (we encourage you to practice safe riding and safe sex).

You will get a map with the checkpoints listed at the start of the event. Various checkpoints will provide you the opportunity to quench your thirst. Since this is a kick off to the bike porn event so dress appropriately (naughty).

Sponsored by the Pisgah Brew Crew, Pisgah Works and all those who like to get dirty.

The event details are here on Facebook. Try to let us know if you plan to show so we can plan appropriately.

As for the event to follow.. The Bike Porn Film Fest, will take place right up the street from the Kmart parking lot. It's five bucks, BYOB, and will offer a film, various performances, and a DJ dance party, woot woot. The event details for the film fest are simple.

Location: The Mothership 594 Emma Road.

Time: Door opens at 9 pm. Film at 10 pm.

Cost for the film and party: 5 bucks if you ride a bike, 7 bucks if you drive.

18 and over only.

More information about the film and tour can be found here. (May not be safe for work)

That's it for now..

Jut Rut

Hang up the bike and go Snowboarding..

Conditions suck for riding a bike above 5,000 ft. So the Heartbreaker is rescheduled for 2/28/2010. Same time, same trail, hopefully with less snow. Every bike addicted fool I know is bitching about the weather, and I am one of them..




Rather then bitch anymore. I took advantage of the horrible mountain biking conditions and rode a mountain in a way that made me happy it was winter in NC. Thanks Beech Mountain and Mother Nature for the best boarding conditions I have ever seen in Western NC. There will be plenty of time to ride this mountain on a bike later this year.

See you fools at the Heartbreaker on the 28th, I'll be carving turns on the slopes till then..

Jut Rut

Will you be Heartbroken on Valentines?

As of right now the Heartbreaker is in jeopardy of being rescheduled.. A week and a half ago myself and a crew of 8 checked it out and was stoked to find that the trail was in the best shape I have ever ridden it. That was of course the day before mother nature dumped another couple of inches of the snow on it, temps dropped and I am sure the snow and ice of the past weekend have dealt another blow to the superb conditions we experienced. Now I am not pulling the plug just yet but I do plan on checking it out this week and making a call by Friday night. The 10 day outlook looks ok but it doesn't look as though the temps are going to be melting too much snow in the higher elevations this week. Rather than shorten the course I would want to reschedule the race. The Heartbreaker is about feeling some pain both on the way up and the way down and to only race 3 miles or so just wouldn't be heartbreaking enough for a Jut Rut / Crow's Nest Production.

So hold tight. More news coming Friday..

Jut Rut

Hearbreaker count down..

18 days and counting. Conditions are perfect on Heartbreak right now but there is more snow on the way.. However, we have a band and we have beer. See you there, snow or shine.

Jut Rut

Love is in the air. A love of bikes that is..

The Heartbreaker will soon be here. Hope some of the snow and ice melts up top or else this years race will provide some very interesting race conditions. For the most part the details are on the poster. Check back for updates but know that the race will happen unless some very harsh weather conditions keep us from being able to make it to the trail head or the freeze thaw cycle makes the trail conditions so horrible that we would cause permanent damage. The party will happen regardless and we are working on a getting a band that will rock as hard as the top section Heartbreak Ridge. Thanks to BradO for the awesome poster. See you boys and girls soon!

Jut